Just stumbled over this little pearl of a joke on incgamers:
Three Dwarves were lost in Silverpine Forest, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Whitch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten
apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit! somewhere! where fruit usualy doesn't go! infact, fruit usualy leaves from here!. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the
Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."