The Raven Council

Gah! The stupid contractor has ruined all my lovely code!! The bastard has gone and broken a weeks worth of beautiful coding!

I was thinking of gouging out his eyes with rusty spoons, poking needles into his eye sockets to get a bit of blood going and then popping extra-vinegary pickeled onions into his sore and bleeding eye-sockets.

Any ideas on what else I should do to this vile being who has maimed and murdered my beloved creation?

Setting his nipples on fire is always another good option

Remember to make it a slow, roasting fire

For great justice!111!